The end, part one

At this point I'm tired of the game. Staci's an idiot who's going to keep sending me plagiarized poems. I'm never going to get what I want. I'm bored; responding to her emails is a chore that I find myself dreading. It isn't fun anymore and I want out. So I decide to go nuclear, get the authorities involved and freak her out so badly she'll never email me again. Or so I think.

2 emails

from ------------ <------------@gmail.com>
to staci martin ,
date Mon, Mar 17, 2008 at 10:21 AM
subject What's going on!!!!!!
mailed-by gmail.com

I am very scared and confused. I went to my bank to cash yor check. I was telling Mary who is my bank teller about my new roommate and where you are moving from. She said is sounded like an internet scam!!!!! I told her No Way Staci is one of the kindest persons I've ever met. But Mary called the cops and the police say your check is a fake!!!!!!!!!!!
I told them everything that has happed and then they took the check from me and also wanted me to find the package it came in. Who is Harry Smith who bought the check? I told the police I thought it was your uncle's friend in New Yorrk City. I'm very very very worried. Did someone trick you into taking that check???!!!
The police also wanted your email address and so I gave it to them. PLEASSE EMAIL me and let me know everything is ok and what is going on?????!!!!!!

from ------------ <------------@gmail.com>
to staci martin ,
date Mon, Mar 17, 2008 at 7:38 PM
subject CONTACT THE POLICE!!!!
mailed-by gmail.com

This has been a TERIBLLE DAY!!!! THe police say you tried to cheat ME!!!! I have to send them all of our emails!!!!! ANd I gave them the package your check came and now they have your friend's address in Nevada. What have you done?? What have you done to me???
you liedd to me I think. I think you did. BECAUSE YOU ASLO SENT ME STOLN POEMS AGAIN!!!! Why did you lie and CHEAT??? I TRUSTD YOU!!! I'm glad I gave the police your email address. I hope they catch YOU!!!!
Never email me again!!
NEVER!!!!!!!!!